Here are ten steps to get whatever you want in life:
1) Be sweet
2) Give compliments
3) Learn to sell yourself, build rapport
4) Cry
5) Do a really high pitched scream until they throw money at you
6) Beg
7) Ask nicely
8) Ask period. If they say no, follow steps 1-6.
9) Be a bully
10) Try all of the above combined
If this doesn't work, don't get mad. I'm not an expert. Only some of these work for me. I'm trying to get my boyfriend to buy me a pair or Coach heels. He feels bad I didn't get a birthday gift or a Christmas gift. This is his chance to "make it up" to me. So, I'm down with the guilt trip. I'm so mean.
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